This premium layering solution enables full accountability avoidance through strategic hood deployment. The soft interior provides comfort while you wait out Q1, Q2, and Q3 without addressing anything substantive. Drawstrings pull tight when leadership asks for status updates. You're in here until October. Knock all you want. The hood stays on. When Q4 arrives, you'll emerge with a plan. Or you'll roll everything to next year. Either way, you're cozy.
5'4" & Under: S
5'5" to 5'7": M
5'8" to 5'10": L
5'11" to 6'1": XL
6'2" to 6'4": 2XL
6'5" & Up: 3XL
If you want a looser fit, go one size up. If you want an oversized fit, go up two sizes.
