This premium layering solution has been designated standard-issue apparel for the work-from-home total addressable market. Market research confirms this demographic hasn't worn real pants since 2020 and conducts all investor calls from the waist up. The soft interior lining provides optimal comfort for Slack-based productivity and calendar-blocked "focus time." If you're reading this, you're the TAM. Welcome to the uniform. Drawstrings included for when you need to disappear between meetings.
5'4" & Under: S
5'5" to 5'7": M
5'8" to 5'10": L
5'11" to 6'1": XL
6'2" to 6'4": 2XL
6'5" & Up: 3XL
If you want a looser fit, go one size up. If you want an oversized fit, go up two sizes.
